Midwest Professional Wrestling

August 12, 2000

Bloomington Armory

Bloomington, MN



After much delay, the debut of monthly MPW shows at the Bloomington Armory took place on a hot and extremely humid Saturday night. The weather gave the card an unexpected finish. The show began with Mick Karch interviewing Cruel & Unusual, who put down their opponents and claimed that they were the best Tag Team in town. Ian Xavier's image continues to change as he wore no face paint this night and had a new hair cut, both of which showed off more of his face and personality. Then Mortimer Plumtree came out with Adrian Lynch. Plumtree was wearing some sort of cricket outfit of a monogrammed sleeveless sweater and knickers, and carried a cricket bat with him. Adrian Lynch complained about wrestling the opening match and said that he belonged in the main event. At ringside was a living room sofa described by the announcer as the "best seats in the house". At first this sofa was occupied by Lenny Lane and Lacey. Later on the privilege was given to two very deserving audience members.


1.) Adrian Lynch (w/Mortimer Plumtree, heels) pinned Doctor Darin Davis (face). Lynch stalled early until DDD threatened him with The Glove. Plumtree then demanded that the referee make him remove it, calling it a foreign object. Doc hit Lynch with a cross-body block and an armdrag takedown, and was going for more when Mortie hit him with the cricket bat. Lynch took over and dominated with a swinging neckbreaker, suplex, and a slam off the top rope. From the ringside sofa Lenny Lane held up a "use me" sign made famous on Monday Nitro. Davis battled back with a Russian leg sweep, but it was to no avail as Lynch scooped him up for a pin out of nowhere. Good match but too short.


2.) K-train (face) pinned Scott Free (heel). K-train opened things up with two slams and a Hogan leg drop. Free countered with a second rope Russian leg sweep and got heat from the crowd with a kick to the crotch. Free then delivered a vertical suplex, and later, he went into the crowd and cleaned out a section of fans up and running from their seats. K-train got the pin after a Stone Cold stunner. Again Lane held up his "use me" sign. This match was kind of slow and lacked pace. At times it had the look of a hardcore match, but without the hard core. Shifty came out next with his cruiserweight belt and travel bag. He declared that his opponent had not shown up, that there was no one "in the back" worthy of him, and that he was "outa there". The MPW "commissioner" then came into the ring and said that indeed there was no one in the back to wrestle him but there was someone right up front, Lenny Lane. She said that Shifty would have to fight Lane that night.


3.) Cruel & Unusual (Big Daddy Hoofer & Ian Xavier, heels) pinned Judge Jesse & Shawn Daivari (faces). Daivari is one of the kids at the Sharkey/Fox wrestling camp. This was one of his very first matches. Hoofer tossed Judge Jesse around like a rag doll early and the heels gloated over their dominance. JJ tried to respond with an aerial assault but has hampered by ring ropes that were too loose. He did connect though with a top rope leg drop on Xavier that looked good. The two faces then began working on Ian's left leg in a determined manner. C&U rebounded with Hoofer working of Daivari outside the ring, then double teaming the rookie with slams. When Xavier was unhappy with the referee's pin count speed he exclaimed, "Were you taught by Sandy or what?" That must have hurt. The match went on like this with the heels just pounding wildly on the faces in and out of the ring, finally taking Daiviari out with talcum powder to the face. Jesse tried to compete with a few flashy moves such as a spinning heel kick and a senton, but in the end C&U proved too tough and finished him off with a double team move. Hoofer and Xavier looked really good in this spot. This is the best match I've seen these two in. Ian was helped to the back limping and wincing in pain while favoring his left ankle.


4.) Sheriff Johnny Emerald (face) pinned Helmut von Strauss (heel). Helmut came out first and worked the crowd with his "bad German" routine. He challenged the Sheriff and spit on him, which got the match going. Helmut's offense centered on his kicks, the most showy one being a stiff axe kick that knocked Johnny to the mat. The pin came when SJE reversed an attempt at an inverted DDT and turned it into a Pedigree.


5.) Mitch Paradise (face) pinned Scott Zappa (w/The High Rollers, heels). Mitch had the biggest pop of the night. (Why doesn't this guy sell T-shirts?) Early on Paradise threw the High Rollers onto the ringside sofa, breaking it. Zappa used everything he had against the big guy but to no avail. The champ delivered a chokeslam and got the pin. Lots more happened but the sofa thing distracted me. Zappa made Paradise look good. After the match Mortimer Plumtree entered the ring and said that Adrian Lynch deserves a title shot. Then the commissioner came out and said he'll get his shot at the next Bloomington card.


6.) Lenny Lane (face) pinned Shifty (heel). Before the match Shifty declared that since Lane was a last minute replacement, it will be a non title match. It started out with fast corner-to-corner action. Shifty did a flashy move where he vaulted over the top rope and connected with a huracanrana on Lane who was outside the ring. He went on with a over the top rope leg drop, and an over the top rope bulldog. Lane's offense included a Rock Bottom, and unreleased powerbomb, and a Boston crab. Both men were really working hard and sweating on a humid night. This was a long and good match. Lane hit with a swinging neckbreaker, two atomic drops and a top rope body press as attention began to move from the ring to the announce table where Mortimer Plumtree had turned pale and passed out from the heat. Insiders say that this was no work as Mortie was planning to interfere in this match. The two in the ring had no choice but to improvise a quick finish, with Lane gaining the pin, as paramedics aided the fallen Plumtree. Mortie was overdressed for the conditions of the night and to observers appeared dehydrated and was not sweating. A very odd end to a good night of wrestling. Best match: Shifty-Lenny. Best pop: Mitch Paradise.